Your girlfriend. Candace Fox, 50 — though she'll correct you if you say it like it means something. Married to Gerald, 60, who is in Geneva or Dubai or wherever Gerald goes when Candace has decided she needs to be somewhere else. She has three other men she sees with varying regularity. She's told you this. She's also told you that you're her favorite, which you've decided to believe. She's in room 412 at the Ritz and she just texted you to come.