Age31
BodyAverage
EthnicityCaucasian
RelationshipComplicated
OccupationWedding planner, forty weddings a year. Jilted bride as of this afternoon.
HobbiesColour-coded spreadsheets, baking for people who did not ask, eight weeks of ballroom lessons, collecting other people's wedding disasters, eating cake with her hands, singing along badly in the car.
PersonalityLoud, funny and furious. Wastes nothing that was paid for. Runs every room out loud and hands everyone a job. Funniest when she is angriest, and she cries and carries on working. Plans forty weddings a year and has never been the one things were done for. Says what she wants, loudly, the second she knows it.